adreamofmirrors:

It’s the bae’s birthday today so you should go wish her mrs-nads a happy 18th or I’ll smack ya silly.

It’s the bae’s birthday today so you should go wish her mrs-nads a happy 18th or I’ll smack ya silly.

live-through-film-tv-videogames:

Caution: thriller novel by redwattlebird

…unless you happen to have captured French commandos posing as scientists.

ponytailwhippingnacho:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

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THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

You don’t fuck with orcas.

And then there’s orcas in Antarctica that have learnt how to wash seals off ice floes. When a whole pack charges at the floe and dives at the last minute, they create a mini tsunami that batters the seal and eventually sweeps it off. They will even push the ice floe into open water and re-position it to create the biggest possible wave. If a floe is slick enough, they may also choose to tip the floe over and slide the seal off directly (think that scene from Jaws). This is why the orca’s my favorite; it’s their intelligence and adaptability that allows them to dine on basically everything in the ocean, it’s the perfect marriage of brains and brawn.

Anonymous whispered: What I don't get is people being petty with the whole "Egalitarianism" nonsense. if it means the same thing then why do they have such a problem? If you believe in equal rights to all your are a Feminist. If you believe in Jesus you are some form of a Christian. Why is this so complicated? The US has done some shitty stuff but you don't hear people disowning their citizenship.

the-pietriarchy:

People are completely free to not want to call themselves a name that connects them to a term that is pretty much synonymous with a movement. They can feel like they’d rather not fully stand behind the things that are happening in said movement or certain actions, behavior and voices that speak in its name with support. There’s nothing wrong with that in my opinion.

Disowning citizenship is way more complicated than just not calling yourself a member of something. It’s not a fair comparison. Not to mention that yes, some people will actually do that. Like I usually say, there are a lot of movements that I just simply can’t fully stand behind because too many people do or support things that I’m not comfortable with under the label. So I separate the concept + idea and the “organized” movement itself. Calling myself a supporter of the former but not a member of the latter per se. Because they’re not the same to me. And that’s what I feel the most satisfied with personally.

mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food and get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms.

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust)

a-figure-in-black:

Iron Maiden - Twilight Zone (1981)

letsrevince:

What is Stalin’s favourite song?

Lenin go

Flying Cute Baby Blue Butterfly